tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69970895157824854992024-03-18T21:22:13.486-07:00Vorbe urzicate din GherlaUrzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.comBlogger68125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-48782504643032501382015-08-08T01:27:00.000-07:002015-08-08T01:27:24.460-07:00Vind beamveu de k kat<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
In mod normal daca esti posesor de Rolls Royce nu esti automat un lord sau cine stie ce magnat industrial. La fel si daca ai Dacia 1310, in directie opusa. Dar.... daca esti posesor de beamveu adus de pe Jermania, cu 500 de oiro, cu maeuri pe spatare, atunci ii musai sa nu te incurci in detalii.</div>
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-34302029354225127922015-06-01T05:08:00.000-07:002015-06-01T05:08:05.611-07:00ProbabilPastia de la Carlsberg ii inteleg cu sloganul lor...o facut o chestie de marketing, la fel ca si cei de la Aqua Carpatica cu cea mai pura apa din lume... da pe cei de la Conte.....nu prea.<br />
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Sloganul ii aparut recent...probabil dupa ce o gustat pizza meseriasa de la Roma sau Amici....<br />
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Probabil ca sau gandit ca placajul cu sos de rosii..o sa revina la moda...<br />
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-89491355567037885542015-02-03T03:49:00.000-08:002015-02-03T03:57:56.995-08:005 TAXI-T TÖRTEK FEL MA ÉJJEL SZAMOSÚJVÁRON<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ca tot gherleanu care are oarescva urma de demnitate, ma abonez la Gherla TV, sa castiga si eu ceva. Un cafei, o pizza, un lustruit de PC.... gratis.... daca castigi la extrajerea zilnic. Noah... bun.</span><br />
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Deci musai sa te inscrii la niusleter.</span></span><br />
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Si ma inscriu..si'n prima zii..puff.. 23 de stiri ramase pe conducta, de cand so lansat TV Gherla.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Toate bune si frumoase..vin stirile din oras si de pe langa gardul orasului....pana azi cand ...ioooii tulvai Doamne ( a se obs.ca Doamne se scrie cu d<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small; line-height: 20.2222232818604px;">â</span> mare)... o venit niusleterul gata tradus in limba lui Viktor Orban ( era sa scriu <a href="http://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orman,_Cluj">Orman</a> ). Mnoah..zic iara mi-o tras teapa Google si o activat traducerea automata dintr-o limba cunoscuta intr-una conoscuta numai pe jumate ( stiu engleza, franceza, italiana, spaniola, ceva nemptaste ( vezi presedintele tarii ), si ungureste { din limbile enumerate cunosc grosimea prafului de pe dictionar})</span><br />
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Acuma stau si ma gondolkozesc..ca ce Isten so intamplat, si dupaia imi pica fisa de penz.</span></span><br />
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Din lipsa de auditorium vizual, so recurs la miseleasca si Machiavelica stratagema de a aduce pe post de internship, pe ilustrul necunoscut <a href="http://gherla.tv/hu/author/zsolt/" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: #444444; font-family: Oswald, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; line-height: 25px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-decoration: none;">Zsolt Szilágyi</a>.</span></span><br />
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Asta micu bag sama o sa faca niusleterele in maghiara, sa poate sa citeste si cei <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.2000007629395px; text-align: justify;">16.63% </span>de comunicipali o stire de calitate in limba maghiara<a href="http://www.gherlainfo.ro/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3458:rezultate-recensamant-2012-gherla-este-sigunurl-oras-din-judet-care-are-mai-multi-barbati-decat-femei&catid=1:latest-news">. ( vezi rezultat recensamant 2011 )</a></span></span><br />
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Stratagema ii buna . In acest fel se vor putea mari vizualizarile zilnice cu 16.63 % , ajungandu-se la rata zilnica de 17.21 % din utilizatorii dornici de stiri .</span></span><br />
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-1238346559096357112014-12-31T09:06:00.002-08:002014-12-31T09:06:14.837-08:00Piratare la fix<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Ce la fix sa calculat pirateria pt Gravity.</div>
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-78863889864053401992014-11-01T03:18:00.001-07:002014-11-01T03:18:21.351-07:00Daca aveti ceva de egzecutat.. asta ii omu' !!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-31264407558782380322014-04-04T06:14:00.000-07:002014-04-04T06:14:35.928-07:00Jurnalistu' lu' peste vol. II<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Eu cred ca este ceva neintelegiere la mijloc !!! Sigur nu este folosit corect copy / paste de catre colegul gherlean !!!Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-6468223567818296332014-03-11T07:51:00.000-07:002014-03-17T03:29:20.230-07:00Fele apa fele viz.<span style="background-color: black;">Expresia inseama ,, jumatate apa jumatate apa'', un fel de nimic pana la urma.</span><br />
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-19537166503481078082014-02-06T01:01:00.001-08:002014-02-06T01:01:47.866-08:00Indicator de Gherla Dupa votarea noului buget local, asa ar trebui sa arate un indicator local.<br />
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-16819810486298698682013-12-18T08:52:00.001-08:002013-12-18T08:52:43.481-08:00Jurnalistii lui PesteVa rog sa cititi cu mare atentie stirile difuzate de unii....cine stie..poate mai invatati cate una cate alta.<br />
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-73876920242095443832013-12-05T05:28:00.001-08:002013-12-05T05:41:09.864-08:00Crash...boom ...bang.<br />
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<span style="color: yellow;">ZEGREAN IMPEX SRL</span><br />
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In Nicula sa vandut alimentara.<br />
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In <span style="color: yellow;">Gherla </span>langa Conte la fel.<br />
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Cumparatorul magazinelor se pare ca este un turc care are alimentari in Iclod si Fundatura.<br />
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Deci il asteptam pe domnul <span style="color: yellow;">turc</span> la Gherla.<br />
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Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-91746749558193458712012-11-13T06:52:00.002-08:002012-11-13T06:52:48.046-08:00iPhone 6Deoarece am avut o asa buna recenzie dupa articolul cu telefonul de la CEC, iata ca cei de la Apple au ales sa le prezint eu in avanpremiera mondiala noul iPhone 6.<br />
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El se gaseste si la kilogram la Euro*****t<br />
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De circa 2 zile am reusit in sfarsit , dupa lungi asteptari, sa pun mana pe primul smarphone fabricat </div>
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de CEC. Acesta fiind oferit in exculivitate clientilor gold ( cum este eu ).</div>
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Stiu ca sunteti curios ce poate sa fac acest telefon.</div>
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<b>FUNCTIONALITATE</b></div>
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Are mai multe butoane nefunctionale: de raspuns , de respins si de ok.</div>
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Alea albastre de sus sunt pt. like si buzz.</div>
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Pad-ul multidirectional nefunctional ofera un acces foarte rapid la toate functionalitatile performante.</div>
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Ala din mijloc este revolutionar. Este butonul special pentru rezervari cu avionul ( companiei </div>
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WizzAir). Dupa ce il apesi , se activeaza imediat functia de CEC-in pe site-ul companiei .</div>
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Este rezistent la zgarieturi, la apa.</div>
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Tinut mult timp la soare se activeaza automat functia patentata ,, Shape form'' - practic se muleaza </div>
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dupa palma sau bordul masinii.</div>
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Rezistent la scufundari de la 50 cm ( vana din baie) pana la 11.022 m adâncime(Groapa Marianelor )</div>
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Poate fi tras pe asfalt dupa bicicleta de catre copii dvs. si de asemenea dupa Dacia pe ruta </div>
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Gherla-Bont-Sacalaia-Sic si visza fara defecte majore.</div>
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Are preinstalata functia de apelare la ghiseul CEC sa anuntati ca doriti sa ajungeti la ei, si sa arunce </div>
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Acest super gadget are cele mai uimitoare si reale jocuri 3D posibile. Ecranul din Gorila Glass( pour le coneseurs ) combinat cu LCD SonyBravia 3D, redau atat de fidel culorile si formele incat umbra parca e.... penumbra. In snapshot-ul prezentat mai jos se poate observa jocul ( la level 12 ) ,, Walk the circle - adica plimba cercul '', cat de reale sunt cercurile, parca ar fi exact sub ecranul de 3''. Butoanele de like si buzz pot fi folosite si pentru a creea impresia, in momentul cand sunt apasate, ca creeaza un jet de apa, ce ajuta la miscarea cercurilor. Alte jocuri instalate : Angry CECs, Charlie's AnCECels, Solitaire...</div>
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Bateria tine de te urasti. Are slot si pt 2 baterii AAA.</div>
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Incorporata are 2 GB, dar se poate extinde si cu un card Visa Electon cu 200-300 de lei pe el.</div>
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Abia astept sa ma duc sa filmez cu el Full HD. Problema e ca nu filmeaza .avi, .mov, ci filmeaza .cec </div>
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Super rapida livrarea. Am primit smartphonul intr-o punga de pufuleti.</div>
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-23253688151609567632012-10-09T04:42:00.001-07:002012-10-09T04:42:32.441-07:002 ani cat 3<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Azi dimineta Gherla Newslansa la apa un articol majestuos in care se evocau implinirile marete realizate de celebrul site copy-paste-ist in cei 3 ani de ,, jurnalism '' . Pana aici nimic ciudat. Insa in momentul in care le-am sesizat faptul ca nu au implinit 3 anisori invocati, ci numai 2....puffffff... zana Maseluta</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">o facut sa dispara TOT..si de pe FB si de pe site-ul lor. Pai bine mai baieti...de asa dovada de profesionalism dati dovada??? Si in plus ati sters si postarea mea de pe FB......of of.... noroc ca am facut un print screen...</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span>Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-46837676790763677842012-06-18T07:04:00.000-07:002012-06-18T07:04:35.499-07:00Eject...In urma alegerilor locale PPDD obtinuse un post de consilier.<br />
Ei tintisera postul de primarica, dar ase o iesit.<br />Bun si locul de consilier. Fiind in postura magnifica de genul pe muchie de cutit, adica el putea sa decida cu votul final , in situatiile de egalitate ( USL singur impotriva PDL+UDMR), asta micu so pus pe prostii inainte ca macar sa fi dat lustru scaunului de consilier. Mai hexact sa aratat dispus sa devina tare ca si cositoru' in problema incoruptibilitatii. Mai pe sleau, le-o zi astora de la USL ca el ii tare ca piftia pentru suma potrivita.<br />
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Suma asta potrivita , conform zvonului din targ , este de cca 100.000 lei noi ( un miliard vechi)...ddaaaahhhh... pai mai CiaQoaie..cum traznet sa ceri 100.000 pe treaba asta.<br />
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Nu ii cam multisor?<br /><br />
Mnoah ... ma rog.... treaba ii ca neste oameni binevoitori o anuntat la imparatie ce face asta micu. Si cand o auzit imparatul cel mare... o dat click dreapta si eject<br />
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<br /><br />Deci domnu hapsan o intins elasticu pana so rupt.<br /><br />Mnoa acuma ca lor dat afara si din megapartid si din consiatiune... isi poate roade morcovu in liniste.Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-1088075703809143582012-06-01T02:27:00.000-07:002012-06-01T02:27:29.646-07:00Unde dai si unde crapa...Azi dimineata la ora 04.37 a aparut pe <a href="http://www.gherlainfo.ro/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3131:incendiu-pe-strada-castanilor-o-casa-a-fost-traznita&catid=1:latest-news">Gherla Info acest articol</a>. - deci omu era la datorie la 3 dimineata.<br />
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La ora 09.31 pe Gherla News apare tot articol pe subiectul de mai sus <a href="http://www.gherlanews.ro/stiri/stiri-locale/1-social/3389-casa-incendiat-dup-ce-a-fost-lovit-de-fulger">- AICI - </a><br />
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Se vede de la o posta ca ii facut in mare graba deoarece numele articolului din bara ii scris aiurea<br />
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Dl. editor de articol lasa impresia ca so sculat dimineata , o beut cafeaua si o vazut si el ca so aprins o casa un urbea de pe Somes. Mnoah si acuma cu kkt sa faca , sa trozneasca si el stirea.<br />
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O portita oferita ( fara macar sa indrazneasca sa pomineasca de GherlaInfo) o fost sa ii citeze pe martorii care au dat cu zisu lui CityNews.<br />
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Ok ..deci merem pe CityNews <a href="http://www.citynews.ro/cluj/eveniment-29/casa-din-gherla-in-flacari-dupa-ce-a-fost-trasnita-227936/">- articolul acilea - observati incredibila imagine cu incendiul.</a><br />
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Articolul ii pus de CityNews la 10.07. Apoi cum Satana asta a lui Loghin o prevazut ce o sa declare martorii.<br />
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Cei de la CityNews preiua articolul de la Transivania Live <a href="http://www.transilvanialive.ro/article/le-ars-agoniseala-de-o-via%C8%9B%C4%83">- ACILEA - </a>, si uppsss...i pus la 11.32.<br />
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Sa ma tai cu joagaru de mai inteleg ceva... cine de la cine o luat.<br />
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Cert este ca Gherla Info are imagini video in exclusivitate cu flacarile in actiune, pe cand ceilalti...pissweise.<br />
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Deci bai sait-istilor....mai aveti de invatat cum sa juliti articolele altora si sa le impachetati in hartia voastra.Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-85333118421554266632012-05-23T06:21:00.001-07:002012-05-23T06:22:16.740-07:00Taran de Gherla<br />
Lipsa totala si dezinteresul impregnat in capsorul nostru de roman, fata de simtul civic, nu este o noutate.<br />
Doar prin faptul ca ceea ce faci tu, crezi ca e bine, exista sansa sa nu fie asa.<br />
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Pe principiul asta o sa incerc sa evidentiez, prin fotografii mojicia unora, care ori din nestiininta , ori din<br />
nesimtire , fac ce ii taie capu.<br />
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Taran de Gherla numarul 1<br />
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Tip atletic, bine construit, tanar.... deci nepensionar.<br />
Atunci ce mama mati parchezi pe 2 locuri rezervate pentru mama lui mata !!!<br />
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-623267758215829812012-05-22T08:00:00.000-07:002012-05-22T08:00:35.850-07:00PiPi DiDi....<br />
In urma vizitei tavarasesti efectuate de catre distinsul DD TV, acesta plecand spre alta metropola<br />
( mai naspa ca a noastra) , tenul distinsului OTVist era vizibil mai stralucitor si mai sanatos, datorita balelor cu aroma de Corega, lasate de toate lelele gherlence.<br />
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In timpul discursului de pe scena ( sau de pe ceva scanduri puse pe lazi de bere rasturnate),<br />
DD TV ( ramas fara emisie ON AIR - practic el mai are emisii, insa acestea ies in preponderenta dupa zama de fasole) mormaia el acolo in microfon ca ce o sa faca el , si ce o sa mai prosperam financiar, ca cica - duma OTVista - este criza de morcovi, ca CIOCOII is cu morcovu'n cur.<br />
Vezi Doamne o venit Vlad Tepes de la Bucuresti si so'r fript tatzi CIOCOII.<br />
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Pai lasa mai Danutz SRL ca CIOCOII are ei grija de ei isusi.<br />
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Si ca veni morcovu'...a vorba de CIOCOII, PP DD ( a se citi pipi didi ) il lanseaza ca din prastie in lupta anti CIOCOIASCA pe numeni altul decat ....... ALEXANDRUUUUUUUUU CIACOI ( cu accent apasat si hotarat pe O ) .<br />
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Pai ce mi-e CIOCOII ce mi-e CIACOI...asta de la pipi didi cu bronz de insulele Azore, nu vede ca viitorul niciodata ales primar al Gherlei, ii in stelth mode.<br />
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Poza de mai jos il surprinde pe fostul CIOCOI actual CIACOI, demonstrand populatiei cunoscatoare de radacinoase , morcovul de care a scapat el in urma intrarii in singurul partid dornic de prezenta domniei sale.<br />
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PS. Morcovul prezentat a fost spalat cu jet sub presiune si razalit de posibilele pete maro.</div>
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PS 2. La realizareaacestui articol nu a fost ranit niciun morcov</div>
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<br />Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-54312749219214307772012-03-31T07:31:00.000-07:002012-03-31T07:31:33.401-07:00Securitatea in recesiuneAvand in vedere ca este ,, criza '', si guvernul ne obijnuieste cu tot felul de planuri de reducere a cheltuielilor, se pare ca si la noi la Gherla cineva chiar pune in aplicare aceste planuri. Acum cca 1 an la vecinul asta erau la poarta 2 Jeani Clouzi van Dami, modelul ala de 1.90 x 70 ( 70 fiind latimea umerilor), nu puteai sa vezi nimica in curte. Ce sa baji pliante de Plus in posta.. vezi de treaba. Pana si popa o luat ceva bastoane pa patrahir cand io stropit cu aghiazma pe JCD-mi in incercarea lui de a sfinti casa si inevitabil sa palmeze cascavalul ce este plasat strategic intre sticloantza de JP si ceva sarmalute. Saracu si acuma ii tziuie urechile de la electrosocurile suferite de la a 2-a incercare de a sfintii casoaia, socuri suferite in urma escaladarii ( ajutat de ce 2 dieci care io tzinut scara magarului) , gardului de metal, pe care desi scria ,, Atentie corent de 220 ". El o crezut ca 220 ii inaltimea pana unde merje curentu', ase ca o zis ca o sa faca un tripl usalt surub cu intoarcere in echer, pe la 230. Se pare ca nu io reusit.<br />
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Cand criza o avansat , vecinu' io dat in somaj pe JCD-mi, si lo sunat pe popa sa ii zica ca daca vrea la sfintit, il sfatuieste sa poarte minim 3 perechi de izmene , ca ciobanesti jermani, aia de ia are acuma de paza nu pot musca mortal prin 3 izmene. Mnoah...si popa o venit o luat cascavalu, o sfintzt casoaia, da nu cred ca o stat mai mult de 3 zile la chirurgie, ca mai avea casoaie pe care trebuia sa le decascavalizeze®<br />
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Anu asta criza lo lovit pa vecinu rau de tot. Saracu nu mai are bani de mare lucru, ase ca o trebuit sa vanda marfa jermana si io pus pe astia 2.....<br />
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... daca o sa mearga mai rau dacat acuma...eu zic ca trece la soarici sau la sobolani...Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-73569825521585084222012-02-16T00:10:00.000-08:002012-02-16T00:10:19.840-08:00Unzere Stadionne...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrsPryEvdnbfN3OrXkwNsg9JsBVSN5WKWHUW-N2i0I-2C8NUMeZAF_WxVIxUkDf1Y8nNkbcqxI06bSIpwuvZ6X-KAjbse_YigBRsP4_uU2Vpz6Vx6aRF1Jlo5-gpT979orOciq8dwwYH80/s1600/maps.google.ro+-+2012-02-15+-+16h-41m-18s.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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Mnoah..si daca ii ase de frig la Dierla, ma gandeam sa ma duc pana la Cluj.... si zic hai noah sa ma uit ce vreme ii in Cluj..... Ioi ...traznete su tunete din cer pe Pamant se pogoara.... apoi la Cluj ploua.... mnoah...musai sa ma duc cu ploieru dupa mine... Da stai ma' Ghio.... cum Satana sa shie ploie la -18 grade de'ale lui Celsius. Cum so dus primaru'...la Dej...cum o ia razna Clujul.<br />
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Zegrean Raul vs restul lumii<br />
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BMW vs Automobile normale<br />
Crashhh boommm bang....Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-44337724065367782942011-11-29T04:45:00.000-08:002011-11-29T04:45:54.136-08:00Radio Fir - Status felatus<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimJ3RqUDc8dujizHqMSzwqPvEUHir4WXQxhgH98Pnp-rc3vCdeIxz5s39LyIZaQ_oIqEkvA1BGYA2Tyt1o6NCJo7G-EdXEk7hyphenhyphenOmO9Shd1uJ9F2erV1SH-mJ9APGVBoHM4FLUYqVk1tZ0f/s1600/Fir.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="576" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimJ3RqUDc8dujizHqMSzwqPvEUHir4WXQxhgH98Pnp-rc3vCdeIxz5s39LyIZaQ_oIqEkvA1BGYA2Tyt1o6NCJo7G-EdXEk7hyphenhyphenOmO9Shd1uJ9F2erV1SH-mJ9APGVBoHM4FLUYqVk1tZ0f/s640/Fir.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Voua va place ? Ca lor ..da !Urzica de Gherlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11407532902233597893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6997089515782485499.post-24212433533901964222011-11-12T07:56:00.000-08:002011-11-12T07:56:13.843-08:00Pe vreme de criză... vindem tăt ce havem...In ziua de azi se vinde orice...si cand zic că orice ...apoi ORICE. Incepand de la ursul din padure, vrabia de pe gard pană la portavioane ( in cazul romanasilor , flote). Asa că unul dintre fericitul posesor ( fost CFR-ist, bănuiesc eu ), dupa ce o julit cel mai mare tren ( deci... nu TEREN ) , din triaj, si o ajuns cu el acasă...si'o dat seama că un' kkt sa il treneze ( nici parca, nici gara, nici ateriza..etc) . Asa că il scoate la vanzare, să facă ceva pistari. Si apoi, cand l'o vinde o să isi ia o licentă de Office Home Edition, cu T9 incorporat ( că daca ai T9 activat, ăla te intreabă : Tulai Domne...stapane ...sigur vrei sa vinzi un tren, căăăăă...noi nu avem in ogradă ase ceva ).<br />
Io nu am bani de ase ceva , că de altfel ce fain as mere prin tzentru , pe interzis, cu trenu'.<br />
Dacă vă intere să cumpărati...să il sunati pe CFR-ist să vă zică pretul....că is tareeeeeeeee curios cat o cere pe fieratania aia ase de lată.<br />
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PS. Tăte ,, ă''-urile o fost puse cu Ctrl+v ( copy de pe net) :) <br />
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